Everyone: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Me: *looks around* Who took my ridiculous hat?
Deion: *wearing the hat* ......It was Alex?
Nick: Andy, what the hell are you doing?
Andy: *extremely drunk, kissing a cooked turkey*
Cameron: CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS INSANITY?
Jose: ERMAHGERD! GET A ROOM YOU TWO!
Me: Hey! D:<
Jose: Not you, the kakapo!
Kakapo: *humping Rebecca's hat*
Alex: FIRST PLACE BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Da'Jon: *eating a bag of beef jerky*
Andy: You may now..uh...potato?
Deion: *throws a potato at Jose* XD
Jose: CAN WE ALL STFU!
Me: *even more drunk than Andy* Craig is watching us
Da'Jon: *still eating beef jerky*
Cameron: FUCK THIS! *leaves*
Shiro: I'M HERE BITCHES
Rebecca: *hits Shiro like a pinata*
Me: I got the best idea ever! >:3 *steals Da'Jon's beef jerky*
FINISH THE STORY!